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Horror Stories by the Base campfire.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Zombies.

Solar Frankenstein

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Monster Baseball

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"