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Zombie Snob

Non discrimination to Vampires

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Horror Stories.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"