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Happy Halloween

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"Okay, who finished the brains and left the empty container?!"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"It's the night of the bilingual telemarketers!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Grim reaper gets his scythe sharpened.

'I always have trouble getting the lid off a new jar of brains.'

Attack of the killer tea cosy!

Zombie Nerds

"Here's Johnny!"

"To get rid of your nightmares watch something more soothing than the news before going to bed. Zombie movies for example."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."