Horror Movie Aficionado Gifts

"Don't go in there!"

Happy Halloween

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"Okay, who finished the brains and left the empty container?!"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Please tell me you were sleepswimming again.

"It's the night of the bilingual telemarketers!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Grim reaper gets his scythe sharpened.

'I always have trouble getting the lid off a new jar of brains.'

Attack of the killer tea cosy!

Zombie Nerds

"Know what I see? An eight-digit medical malpractice lawsuit, that's what I see."

"Here's Johnny!"

"To get rid of your nightmares watch something more soothing than the news before going to bed. Zombie movies for example."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Chiller Theatre

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Canine Scentipede

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Solar Frankenstein