Horror Movie Fan Gifts

'Can you recommend a few scary shows?' Clerk: 'CNN, ABC News, News Hour, MSNBC...'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Monster in optician.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'I don't feel like brains tonight...let's grab a pizza!'

'Just a minute. Is that a regulation bat?'

'My car is acting up. I'll have to take it to the mechanic.'

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'

Tragic bug trap movie.

Low income vampires.

Haunted Castle

Zombie Birthdays.

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"Well I say it's too big for hand luggage... So don't give me that deathly stare."

"Who gets the doggy bag?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"Baldo, it's okay if we don't like the same stuff. You can like a girl who likes horror movies, even if you don't. And I can like a guy who likes cool cars, even if I don't."

Zombie Supermarket

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

"You're low on vitamin 'D' Mr Dracula you need more sunlight!"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Monday the 16th

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

This way up.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Love at First Sight

Because we're the walking dead and they're the taxiing dead, that's why. Taxi.

"I'm really into guys with brains."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"I'm so glad you could meet my folks!"

They call crows the most cunning animal. . . Humanity's reign ends. . ."