Horror Movie Fans Gifts

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"Zombies! The worst kind ..."

"Quelle misère!"

Have You Checked the Congressional Children?

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

Dracula's breath...

grabbed by the bottle bank...

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.