Horror Film Enthusiasts Gifts

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

The Mummy's Purse...

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'