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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'He likes to power nap.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Canine Scentipede

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

The Mummy's Purse...

"How was prom?"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'