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"So, how's your scary movie?"

Anyone need anything while I'm undead.

"I begged you not to drink all that blood. Now you'll just have to hold it in until sunset."

Sixth Sense Morgue: (Icy Dead People).

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Snakes on a Train

"The brain eating extremists are only a small part of the zombie population."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Yes, a lot of peple say that I remind them of Christopher Lee"

"Don't worry kids. It's just a movie."

"Honey, I'm going to need on of those kid menus."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Horror movies

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

He looks so natural lying there...

Zombies.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour