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'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"Zombies! The worst kind ..."

"Quelle misère!"

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

Dracula's breath...

grabbed by the bottle bank...

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."