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Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Canine Scentipede

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Open House of Horrors

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Zombie Problems

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.