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'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Who ordered the braaains?'

Nightmares.

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"And who got the lion's brain?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Home depot."

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.