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'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Who ordered the braaains?'

Nightmares.

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"And who got the lion's brain?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Home depot."

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"I said slime."

"The Eggsorcist"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor