Horror Fanatic Gifts

'I still think the lab should at least pay you workman's compensation!'

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

"Rob, this is not the time to show off your chin-ups."

"And then when I thought my day couldn't get any worse they tell me that being one of the 'living dead' isn't covered by my health plan!"

The New Paranormal

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"No, you're not going out, you're grounded!"

'I told you, we've got pepperoni, salami, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, peppers, extra cheese and anchovies...but no braaaiiins!'

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

Born of the Dead

'Zombies, zombies...posture..posture, please!'

Werehouses.

'Aren't you going to watch the vampire film.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Your operation! What about mine then!"

'Oh dear. My new and improved detergent didn't get out blood stains as advertised.'

Stephen King

Hannibal Lector.

Full moon turns man into werewolf just as two muggers wait to attack him around the corner.

'The Fly' Starts a Family

Facebook Convention

I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny