Horror Movie Fanatics Gifts

The Mummy's Purse...

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Open House of Horrors

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems