Horror Film Fanatic Gifts

"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'Yeah, I'm here for the VP of Human Resources job. Why do I have to know anatomy?'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

'Is that a lovebite?'

'They call it the holidays, but we call it 'The Purge.'"

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"That scares the hell out of me...."

'You're a zombie, Carl, now take off that stupid hat and act like one!'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Paris Hilton was left completely unscathed by the zombies.'

'You've been voted the boy we'd most like to see a horror film with.'

I'll better stop watching horror movies before I go to bed... My dreamcatcher exploded!'

'If you don't have 'The Fuzzy Bunny' it's okay for Timmy to rent 'Blood Sucking Zombies.' Signed, 'Timmy's mother'.'

'Horror films don't frighten me - You should see my Mum, first thing in the morning!'

Screamers horror films, "crypt writer"

Crazy zombie love

It's supposed to be fancy dress. - 'I've come as a serial killer.' - 'My, my... you have such delicate skin...' - 'Mmm... maybe a glass of Chianti before the police community support officers arrive...' -

No, Igor! That would just be cruel. Normal Brain. Abnormal Brain. Brain with song stuck in it.

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"But I like horror movies."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He likes to power nap.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...