Horror Film Fanatic Gifts

"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'Yeah, I'm here for the VP of Human Resources job. Why do I have to know anatomy?'

'Is that a lovebite?'

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"That scares the hell out of me...."

'You're a zombie, Carl, now take off that stupid hat and act like one!'

'Paris Hilton was left completely unscathed by the zombies.'

'You've been voted the boy we'd most like to see a horror film with.'

I'll better stop watching horror movies before I go to bed... My dreamcatcher exploded!'

'If you don't have 'The Fuzzy Bunny' it's okay for Timmy to rent 'Blood Sucking Zombies.' Signed, 'Timmy's mother'.'

'Horror films don't frighten me - You should see my Mum, first thing in the morning!'

Screamers horror films, "crypt writer"

Crazy zombie love

"But I like horror movies."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Werewolves of London..."

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'