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'Here comes the scary part.'

Horror Movie Justice

Cannibal Eatery

Frankenstein discovers that his bride may have been unfaithful.

Dawn of the Dead Grass.

Man buying facial tissue in grocery store see zombie buying brain tissue.

"We pay the living dead wage."

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

"Sure it's a nice place, Honey, but it cost me an arm and a leg!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He likes to power nap.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

Reese Witherspoon

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"