Scary Movie Fanatic Gifts

Hammer chases nails

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Reese Witherspoon

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

The Mummy's Purse...

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Hitchcock's The Birds

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Born of the Dead

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Squeal like a pig!

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."

'The Fly' Starts a Family