Scary Movie Fanatic Pillows

Hammer chases nails

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

The Mummy's Purse...

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Born of the Dead

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."