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"Here's Pollen!"

The Standing Dead!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Home depot."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Werewolves of London..."

"The Eggsorcist"

"I said slime."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors