Horror Show Fanatic Pillows

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Home depot."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Miami Mice

The Mummy's Purse...

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."