Horror Show Enthusiast Pillows

Little Shop of Horrors

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Frankendumpty'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.