Horror Show Enthusiast Gifts

Little Shop of Horrors

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Don't go in there!!"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

'Frankendumpty'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Back to school: The Horror,

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.