Horror Enthusiasts Gifts

Monster on horizon warning sign.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

TV: 'You're not in Kansas anymore.'

"Well, you may have been given the brain of a madman... but you did get excellent teeth!"

'Guess who.'

'Why am I not surprised?'

'But it all means nothing, if you can't share it with some Thing.'

'The Internet Bride of Franksenstein.'

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

#fullmoon

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"She definitely has your neck bolts."

'No, no - he isn't chasing me - we're jogging!'

Zombie Cafe.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"We're not getting too many kids this year."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Santa Documentary

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Covid Mummy

"This calls for some spooky music."

Throw you away

"Ooh! Who sent the edible arrangement?"

"Come play within six feet of us, Danny."

Children Of The Coronavirus

"Gesundheit."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Sorry I backed into you. I didn't see you in my mirrors."

"We're not as scary as I thought we were."

Sparrowzilla!

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"To get back to the main road, you turn left at the fork just before the bridge and go around yonder hill to Dark Hollow...."

'Those set it off everytime.'