Horror Fans Gifts

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

'I have to say, the nuclear capability makes her even scarier.'

Ahh, you're a vampire! Don't fear. I'm accustomed to living peaceably with humans. No kidding. Want to catch a movie? Oh, stop it already with the nice vampires. Horror flick? Romantic comedy.

"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

Jack the ripper pops out of a jack in the box.

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

Plasma Screen

''Fancy a quick pint?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Faux pas at a Transylvanian dinner party, "Hey everybody we bought some garlic bread"

The Wackoman (Heat it).

Harker, go for his glasses! Without them, he's blind as a bat!!

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"My next guest is a mob of angry villagers!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Canine Scentipede

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"The Eggsorcist"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour