Horror Genre Fan Gifts

"Oh no. . . not bloody 'Hangman' again!!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Canine Scentipede

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"The Eggsorcist"

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Open House of Horrors

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.