Fantasy Horror Fan Gifts

"Anyhow, the article in the 'Times' says they were only hibernating and the greenhouse effect has brought them out."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Love at First Sight

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Mouse Princess

Piracy on a boating lake

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Knight feeding his kids.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Silence of the Chickens...