Gothic Horror Fan Gifts

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

Trilby - 'The third he was 'little Billee''.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

"We need to re-schedule!"

'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'

Dracula gets a clean bill of death.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Silence of the Chickens...

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Open House of Horrors

Trilby - Finis

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems