Gothic Horror Enthusiast Gifts

"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."

Dr Catenstein and his Creature

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Trilby - The flexible flageolet

The bridge of arts.

'I've come to take your stitches out.'

Dorian Gray's Web Site.

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

"Isn't that cheating?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The lonely figure

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Vampire Umbrella

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.