Gothic Enthusiast Gifts

American Goth.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Hardly a comprehensive biography"

'I think HE is messing with us.'

Edgar Allan Poe.

'Get that down yer neck!'

The night

Visiting Gargoyle.

Trilby - 'Et maintenant dors, ma mignonne!'

Undertaker's desk with In and Out tray coffins

"Actually that's a common misconception. Frankenstein is the doctor's name. I'm Frankenstein's monster."

'Aah...a new duvet.'

"So what if I read gothics all the time? To Eyre is human!"

Lost Property Office

'I've heard a lot about you.'

Frankenstein's monster sleeping after taking out false teeth etc.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'I've been recalled. Do I have any legal recourse?'

80% recycled

"Where in the world did they find this new guy, anyway?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Fred was on his deathbed.

Salem Used Car LOT

Business gothic.

frank@trans.co.vania

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"Look who's here, sweetheart. It's Dr. Alan."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Artist painting a modern building as a gothic cathedral.

'I am telling you for the last time, do not bring work home with you!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'It's not all it's cracked up to be, being a vampire.'

The circus would drop in once in a while to give the town a break from its usual blood fetish and other daily drudgery.

"I've done it, Igor! I've created a pop group!"

John Styx