Gothic Enthusiast Gifts

'Aah...a new duvet.'

"So what if I read gothics all the time? To Eyre is human!"

The night

"Hardly a comprehensive biography"

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Visiting Gargoyle.

Undertaker's desk with In and Out tray coffins

"Actually that's a common misconception. Frankenstein is the doctor's name. I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Trilby - 'Et maintenant dors, ma mignonne!'

'I think HE is messing with us.'

'Get that down yer neck!'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

John Styx

Frankenstein's monster sleeping after taking out false teeth etc.

"I've done it, Igor! I've created a pop group!"

'I've heard a lot about you.'

Business gothic.

frank@trans.co.vania

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'I've been recalled. Do I have any legal recourse?'

The circus would drop in once in a while to give the town a break from its usual blood fetish and other daily drudgery.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Look who's here, sweetheart. It's Dr. Alan."

'It's not all it's cracked up to be, being a vampire.'

Artist painting a modern building as a gothic cathedral.

'I am telling you for the last time, do not bring work home with you!'

Dracula finds himself in an awkward moment.

"He looks just the way he did in life."

Salem Used Car LOT

"Nice coffin hair Jerry..."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Fred was on his deathbed.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

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Lost Property Office