Gothic Enthusiasts Gifts

Trilby - 'Ah! The beautiful interment, messieurs!'

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

Vampire afternoon tea.

'Her first telekinesis!'

Giant Monster in Bath

"I'd like a room closest to the lightning rod."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Tim Burton

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The Raven in Flight

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Grim's Fairytales

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'