Gothic Enthusiasts Gifts

Trilby - 'Ah! The beautiful interment, messieurs!'

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

Vampire afternoon tea.

'Her first telekinesis!'

Giant Monster in Bath

"I'd like a room closest to the lightning rod."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Tim Burton

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vincent Van Goth.

Grim's Fairytales

Drunk Vampire