Gothic Fans Gifts

"Master Vlad, we must not forget wearing our bib when we go out playing at night."

"Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt, but. . ."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Here we are."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The Raven in Flight

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Beware of the Cat.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Get Your Shot

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Transylvanian Snails.

Drunk Vampire

Vampire Umbrella

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Never think outside the box!"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Edgar Allan Poe

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Edgar Allan Poe