Gothic Culture Fan Gifts

Blood splatters crowd after beheading.

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Orientation: Welcome to Hell

What not to say at a vampire barbecue.

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

"For the last time, use the lift, then the front door!"

'No offense taken. Believe me, you're not the first person to tell me my breath smells like death.'

Grim Reaper Comes After Cat

'Greeeaaat. Leftovers.'

How to make a corpse.

'You might feel a slight burning sensation.'

Vampire Umbrella

The Grim Reaper decorating his Christmas tree with Coffins

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

"If you have to suck, do it responsibly."

"Well, I'll be damned."

"Please, I need time to decompose myself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'