Gothic Culture Fan T-Shirts

Blood splatters crowd after beheading.

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Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

"For the last time, use the lift, then the front door!"

'No offense taken. Believe me, you're not the first person to tell me my breath smells like death.'

Grim Reaper Comes After Cat

'Greeeaaat. Leftovers.'

'You might feel a slight burning sensation.'

Vampire Umbrella

The Grim Reaper decorating his Christmas tree with Coffins

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

"If you have to suck, do it responsibly."

"Well, I'll be damned."

"Please, I need time to decompose myself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Trilby - Finis

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."