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"Welcome Death, Inc."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Zombies.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vampire Bat

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Vampire Umbrella

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Transylvanian Snails.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Vampire afternoon tea.

"Come on - let me guess again."

"Never think outside the box!"

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."