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"Welcome Death, Inc."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Zombies.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The Raven in Flight

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vampire Bat

Nick Cave

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Vampire Umbrella

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Come on - let me guess again."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"Never think outside the box!"

Edgar Allan Poe