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The Grim Peeper.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Zombies.

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vampire Bat

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vincent Van Goth.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Vampire Umbrella

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Edgar Allan Poe

"Never think outside the box!"

Edgar Allan Poe

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Come on - let me guess again."

Vampire afternoon tea.