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"Remember, act like you don't even notice the veneers."

Shallow Grave Cemetery

"Ha ha ha. So true."

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

"I've come for only one of you... the one who doesn't have a chair when the music stops."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

Tim Burton

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vampire Bat

Grim's Fairytales

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Vampire Umbrella

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

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