Gothic Culture Aficionado Prints

"Remember, act like you don't even notice the veneers."

Shallow Grave Cemetery

"Ha ha ha. So true."

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

"I've come for only one of you... the one who doesn't have a chair when the music stops."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Tim Burton

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The Raven in Flight

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Vampire Bat

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Grim's Fairytales

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Vampire Umbrella

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"