Gothic Culture Buff Prints

A vampire's pet peeves.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Zombies.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Tim Burton

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vampire Bat

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Grim's Fairytales

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Vampire Umbrella

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Get Your Shot

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'