Gothic Culture Lover Prints

"No, no, no! It's longer with a bigger blade!"

Get Off My Lawn

Out on the Town with the Draculas

Finding Emo.

"I will try the soup of the night."

Hell...absolute hell.

The Count Joins the Church Search Committee

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

The Grim Reaper updating a town's population sign.

Dunbreathin.

Vampire puts up Blood Drive signs.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Zombies.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'