Gothic Culture Lover Pillows

"No, no, no! It's longer with a bigger blade!"

Get Off My Lawn

Out on the Town with the Draculas

Finding Emo.

"I will try the soup of the night."

Hell...absolute hell.

The Count Joins the Church Search Committee

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

The Grim Reaper updating a town's population sign.

Dunbreathin.

Vampire puts up Blood Drive signs.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Zombies.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Nick Cave

Cybergoth.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.