Gothic Culture Fans Pillows

"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."

Grim Reaper buys chocolate.

"Here we are."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Transylvanian Snails.

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Drunk Vampire

Vampire Umbrella

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Get Your Shot

Vampire afternoon tea.

"Come on - let me guess again."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Wolfman riding in the Car

Vampire practical jokes.

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

A vampire's pet peeves.

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

Grim Reaper Comes After Cat

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

"For the last time, use the lift, then the front door!"