Gothic Culture Fans Mugs

"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."

Grim Reaper buys chocolate.

"Here we are."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Transylvanian Snails.

Get Your Shot

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

Vampire afternoon tea.

"Come on - let me guess again."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Wolfman riding in the Car

Vampire practical jokes.

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

'Her first telekinesis!'

A vampire's pet peeves.

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

Grim Reaper Comes After Cat

"For the last time, use the lift, then the front door!"