Gothic Aficionados Mugs

"This isn't good for my blood pressure. . ."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

He looks so natural lying there...

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Tim Burton

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

Transylvanian Snails.

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Vampire Umbrella

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Get Your Shot

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Drunk Vampire

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.