Goth Aficionados Mugs

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

Vampire afternoon tea.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Emo

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

New Romantic

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Emo Snail

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'