Goth Admirers Mugs

'Relax, honey, it's just a phase.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Giant Monster in Bath

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dracula's false teeth.

Vampire afternoon tea.

"Two for Joy."

'I can only teach night classes.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Her first telekinesis!'

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

Robert Smith - The Cure.

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Do you have it in black?'

New Romantic

Bloody Mary … Hold the Mary.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Emo Snail