Goth Culture Enthusiasts Mugs

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Two for Joy."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Do you have it in black?'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'