Goth Admirers Pillows

'Relax, honey, it's just a phase.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Vampire afternoon tea.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Too goth?"

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Emo Snail

New Romantic