Goth Aficionados Pillows

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Two for Joy."

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

"Too goth?"

'Her first telekinesis!'

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Do you have it in black?'

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Emo Snail

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Bloody Mary … Hold the Mary.

New Romantic