Goth Enthusiasts Pillows

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Giant Monster in Bath

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Never think outside the box!"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Edgar Allan Poe

Dracula's false teeth.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'